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The GrumpyTush Tissue Holder
4.9
Based on 247 reviews
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- Sneeze-ready — tissues pop out of his rear
- Super-soft plush — cute enough to keep out all year
- Instant laugh — every guest will reach for one
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🎁 A cheeky gift for Secret Santa & white elephant swaps
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SMALL GRUMP. BIG REACTIONS.
TRY NOT TO LAUGH.
One tissue. Absolutely no chance of keeping a straight face.
There goes the neighborhood.
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Passenger-seat chaos.
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Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles.
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★★★★★
The whole office lost it
Bought this for our Secret Santa exchange. My coworker pulled a tissue out the back and the whole office was in tears. Now it sits on her desk permanently and makes everyone smile.
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★★★★★
Grandpa's favorite gift EVER
Gave this to my grandpa for his birthday. He laughed so hard he almost cried. Now he keeps it on his nightstand and shows it to every single visitor. The best gag gift I've ever found.
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★★★★★
White elephant WINNER
I've won white elephant three years running. This year I brought the Grumpy Tush and people were fighting over who keeps it. Absolute showstopper gift. The plush is genuinely soft too.
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My wife screamed laughing
Put this on the coffee table without saying a word. My wife reached for a tissue, pulled it out his butt, and literally screamed. Now all her friends want one for Christmas.
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★★★★☆
Way better quality than expected
Honestly expected cheap novelty garbage but this is genuinely soft and nicely made. Tissues dispense smoothly. Only reason for 4 stars is shipping took about 3 weeks, but completely worth the wait.
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Already ordered two more
Bought one for myself as a joke. Within a week my mom and sister both demanded their own. It's the kind of thing that makes you smile every time you grab a tissue.
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Best stocking stuffer ever
Bought three — one for each of my nieces. They are going to absolutely lose it on Christmas morning. The plush is seriously soft and well-made. Already know this is going to be the hit of the holiday.
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My desk is now the most popular spot at work
Put this on my desk at the office. Every single person who walks by stops, does a double take, and pulls a tissue. I've had more conversations this week than in the last six months. Absolute ice breaker.
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HOW IT WORKS
Three steps. Zero chance of a straight face.
1
Slip in a tissue pack
Any standard flat pack fits through the opening underneath.
2
Pull one out
The first tissue pokes out of his rear. Pull it and the next one pops up.
3
Watch them lose it
Every guest reaches for one. Nobody keeps a straight face.
THE GAG GIFT THAT ACTUALLY GETS USEDIMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH.
SNEEZE READY
Pull one out, the next pops up.
SUPER SOFT PLUSH
Cuddly enough to keep out all year.
REFILLS IN SECONDS
Slip a fresh tissue pack inside.
SHELF, DESK OR CAR
Lies flat anywhere you sniffle.
WHY A GRUMP BEATS THE REST
Funny for five seconds is easy. Funny every single day is a Grump.
| GrumpyTush | Boring tissue box | One-time gag gift | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Makes everyone laugh | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Actually gets used every day | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Super-soft plush | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
| Holds a full tissue pack | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Looks great on a shelf, desk or dash | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
THE GRUMPY PROMISE
We sell one thing — the grumpiest tissue holder around — and we stand behind every single one.
Real people, real supportEmail grumpytush@outlook.com and a real person replies — no bots, no runaround.
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Tracked to your doorEvery order ships with tracking, emailed to you the moment it leaves.
QUESTIONS, ANSWERED
What tissues does it take?
A standard flat tissue pack slips inside through the opening underneath. Pull the first tissue through his rear and you're set.
How big is it?
About 11.8 × 5.5 inches (30 × 14 cm).
Is it soft or hard?
Fully soft plush, so he's safe to toss on the couch and fun to squeeze between sneezes.
Is it a good gift?
It's the gag gift people actually keep using. Perfect for Secret Santa, white elephant swaps and stocking stuffers.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Yes! Orders placed by November 10 are on track for US delivery before December 25. Orders ship with tracking so you'll know exactly where your Grump is. Business days exclude weekends and holidays.
When will my order arrive?
Orders are processed within up to 3 weeks, then delivered in 7–14 business days to the US. Business days exclude weekends and holidays. We'll email your tracking number as soon as your order ships.
What if it arrives damaged?
If your Grump arrives damaged or defective, email us at grumpytush@outlook.com on the day of delivery with a photo and your order number, and we'll make it right. See our Refund Policy for details.
Does it make a sound when I pull out a tissue?
No. This tissue holder does not make fart sounds when you pull out a tissue. Sound effects in videos are for entertainment and are not a product feature.
How do I clean it?
Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap, then let him air dry.
Is this appropriate for kids?
Absolutely. It's a super-soft plush — the only thing coming out is tissues. No sounds, no batteries, nothing inappropriate. Kids love pulling tissues from a silly spot and it's a great way to make nose-blowing less of a battle.
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